apa lahh weih.

i made two new ang mo friends HAHAHAHAHAH.accomplishment.:)
china man + drama = A+
astonishing:)well,went cycling again today.diuuu.mucle cramp now.damn long since i had one:)
teacher like my work yo! to top it off,he gave the journal topic today, THE ONE YOU LOVE.
wasei.i'm already having a mind full of things to write about:) MR.MA DONT BLAME ME IF YOU REGRET GIVING THAT TITLE:)
anyway,theres chocolate alcohol here:) owh god it semells damn gooood:)too bad cant try it.:)
owh btw ,first day getting my school laptop and i almost had it contaminated with coke.==
owh well,i know this post is damn boring but its just to revie me blog.wont be using it in awhile i think?
GOING TO THE CITY TMR! TANYING YOU REALLY BELANJA MAKAN AH?!?! =D
i purposely dont eat till tmr.your gonna cry paying the bill:) muahahahahahahahahahaha.
owh well,gonna go bathe now.ciaoooo. OWH BTW,i'll come back for you:) dont worry!

tiong jen-
:D

The best thing about me is you.

Hellloooo people!!! :D
Its not tanjen here :D
Its bowenn here :D

I just wantttt to announce to the worldddd thattt,I love this boyyyy tanjen over here :D

Rannndommmm :DDDD

palm pallantations anyone?

i dont like blogger.

always skrewing up with the changes i make.

anyway,its been days since i moved in this house.well theres alot of house rules?

dont quite like it but still gotta gget used to it.

well i kinda like it here.cold everyday.damn gay but nice:)

went to school for the first time yesterday.

the moment i step in its like,everyones starrin at me.

oooo,asians!

wtf man.owh well,its not even rasist here:)

i might be wrong lahh.i mean cause its only the first day.

well,i was assigned to rumah orange:)

SORETH HOUSE ,i think i spelled it right?

well i think its the best house?

the moment they announced soreth house,

THE WHOLE HALL CHEERED:)

others houses only got claps and all:)

well the ppl there are pretty friendly?

went straight to the bridging room to do all the paper work and all.

11 new international students.

1 malaysian.

1 singaporean.

others from china.

well everynew student gets a buddy at first.

mines a china boy i think?cant really tell by his name.he could be indian:)

but i havent met him yet so yeah.:)

had this test yesterday.

damn the standard was like wehn i was back at cambridge:)

haha.but it was pretty easy:)

i survived it:)

had lunch with father paul.(the headmaster)

i thought i was so far away from chinese food,but guess what?

they served chinese food==

well.i got lost when i was walking back home.stupid oversized school.:)

but i made it home anyway.fuck its damn far!

since its my sweet16 this year i might as well request for a driver from my dad:)

owh well,i wanna go to town now;)

i think thats about it?

ciao:)

fly lahh.

moved into my new house.

dont really fancy this place but,gotta live with it:)

cant really use the internet here after 12am everynight.

so while i'm online,,you peeps back at mal are either still sleeping or still in school.

settled down in my room.walked arouind the house to explore and guess what?

-everyhoiuse has its own tennis court

-my house has a pool.

-have two really cute dogs.(one of it is rather big)

-thier damn healty here

-i miss malaysia(abit)

went to chk out my new school here ,

its bloody big.

everythings pretty much the same except,everyone has thier own laptop given by the school,and they have really weird rumah's .

similar to the ones in SMKDU ,except with weird names and all.

i'm in orange.bummer eh?lousy colour.

dad and sis brought me here,and before leaving ,ying keep asking me to give her a damn hug.

FAILED!

dad just kept it cool.(handshake je)

my new family has a porsche:))

*stealing thier cars and driving out late at night *

i cant say i dont miss malaysia.

-if anyone of you out there really are free,will it be too much to ask ya'll to send me a box of frozer ROTI CHANAIS?

murtabak pun boleh;)

if really really can,send me bowenn:)

*my hopes aint that high on that one*

my comp is a lil skrewed up not so i'll be using this font?

anyway just came back from walking the dogs.:)

DAMN CUTE!!!!!

well gtg now coz i'm not much of a free man d:(

I WILL SURVIVE!

jen-

ps-:) love you dear.

HELLOWWWSS

Okaaay...since Jen updated my bloggg,its my turn to update hiss :P

Well well,what should I talk about??
Hmm...lets talk about us :)
Our memories together :D
Mwwuakkks <333

Met each other on 141209 :)
I remember I kept laughing at his face for no reasons :D
And still remember the : hot girls shouldn't be sad
AND : Thats why I'm sad.
Hahahhaha :DDD

151209 :)
First movie together.
Princess and the frog :)

161209 :)
Was officially together :)
Well...thank God he got me to meet you darlinggg :)
I love you :D
Thanks for giving me those awesome memories.

171209 :)
First date together :D
Another day of awesome memories too :)

And a whole lot bunch more

Well,time went so fast when you were here and so slow when you're not :(
Dear,I EFFIN MISS YOU LIKE SHIT :(

yes i was halau-ed:)

bowen came to the airport when i was leaving to australia:)

omg i actually sang to her:)

i actually have the balls to do that:)

haha.

owh well left in a hurry cause dad wanted to get in the buisness louge.owh well.

so dint really get to spend alot of time with her:(

owh well,orang cacat punya tandas:)

damn good memories in there:) hahahahahaha.

random but true:) owh well:)

nobody has ever made me cry till someone pops in my life and did so thru a piece of paper:)

waliao.zhadou:)

owh well.thanks for coming to the airport babe:)

owh and you too jr:)

but brudder!

why cry?!?!?!?!?!?!

thoought you were a man pulak:)

guess i was wrong.

bowen thanks you for finishing the tissues that was actually ment for her;)

haha.

owh well,,leaving sucks.

the feeling seriously sucks.

well the plane journey was seriously damn tiring.

omg haha:)

i dont like flights anymore:)

but anyhow its better then airasia:)

babe made me read her letter on the plane.

dad: i dont care ,later you must let me read!

haha.dad damn cute lahh:) haha

owh well reached melb airport then went to the crown casino&hotel:)

omg i love that hotel:)

did this and that then ,talked to my dad at night while looking by the river:)

my dad actually agrees to my girlfriend:)

awesome!

now i cant wait to go back to malaysia:)

babe,wait ahh:) tahannnnn.

owh wellthis place damn cold.wth man.its suppose to be summer not winter.==

waiting for my trench coat now:) my super coolio trench coat:) weeeee!

well,miss everything in malaysia so damn much:(

terutama-nya,my girl.boohoooooo:(

ahhh.

few more months.

meeting shiyou this wed:)

oldoldold mentor:)

awesome.

its almost 3am now.

still confused bout the time difference.

OWH BTWBTWBTW:)

dad wanted to bring my to the

'GENTLEMEN'S CLUB'

haha:)

but too bad i couldnt go in dammit.

underage.ahhh.

he went in anyway:)

owh well gotta go now:)

babe wants me to sleep now;) haha

i miss mamak food:)

dear i love you:)

tanjen.

dont make anyone pregnant when you head to australia:)

well since i'm off to australia,my dad suggests he made a facebook account AGAIN and have himself add me .

god save the queen.

i don't really know if i should be happy to have another friend on facebook?

or to be really worried my dad will post on my wall asking ,

-if i'm wearing clean boxers.

-IS THAT YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND and all.wth.

owh well fingers crossed.going manda's this sat:)

mabuk !

its almost bigger then you:)

was my awesome girl's birthday yesterday:)

finally she's 14.just one year younger then me:)

dont worry,in abt 2months i'll be two years older then you again:)

enjoy then moments whilee you still can.muahaha

awesome morning spent with her.

but toobaddd only lasted for a while cause shez got school:)

went to the padang early in the moring and waited for her,jeanrick went to school to get her and at the samn time ,blindfolded her:)

her scariest moments while walking to the padang :)

LONKANG!!!!!

anyway,my plan failed cause ...hmmm.i donno:)

dont wanna know either:)

anyway,gave her a really big teddy bear,but sadly ,

NOT BIG ENOUGH.

owh well:)

but it was still so big that she had to call her mum to pick it up before school starts:)

owh well,i'm really regretting cause i gave her the teddy:(

should have gave her ME!

i mean,if you know what kinda special treatment that teddy gets at her house,you'd be jealous too okayyy?haha:)

lucky ass bear.one day,one day ,you just wait:)

well,glad she enjoyed yesterday:)

my awesome little fourteen yearold dear:)

love you:)

lastly,

HAPPYBIRTHDAY BOWENN:)

my last meal was last year:)

okay its new years,so what?

counted down at tro mall with joel ,jr ,daniel and all.as much as i wanted to play SMOSH,they were a few poliemen standing not far from where i was standingg==

.potongsteam.

it kinda sucks causee my N82 broke down on that day so i didnt get to take alot of pictures.

so i left the job of pictures for to joel

(HE'S TAKING A REALLY LONG TIME TO UPLOAD THEM==)

did alot of crazy things that night:-

first text of the year-sam.

first call of the year-wen:)

first person to get kick by me of theyear-jeanrick.

first person to get punched by me of the year-jean rick.

first person to get pinched on the nips by me of the year-jeanrick.

first word of the year-SKREW YOU.

first comment of the year-tro mall ran out of money d.

first thing i did -JUMP;)

first person of the year i hugged-audrey and RIKU:)

first scolding of the year-TANJEN ITS 2AM GO TAKE BATH!(tanying)

first type of alcohol of the year-sake!at manda's house.

omg i did alot this year:)

theres more ,but i have a life:)

made this really gay video with jeanrick:)

JOEL UPLOAD IT !HURRY!

owh well,went to manda's house the day after since she asked me to go:)

mh and chris went too.

me and mh was b.z telling manda all bout indians:)

btw to everyone out there,LISTEN UP.

IF YOU FIT THE DESCRIPTION BELOW

-PONYTAIL

-INDIAN ACCENT

-HAVE A PALM TREE PLANTATION

-A BLACK ASS CRACK

-LIKES TO MAKE CURRY

-DOES A HANDJOB A SHOOTS OUT CURRY

-WANTS 100CHILDRENS IN THE FUTURE

-TALL

-GOOD LOOKING

-LIKES TO DO THE 'CAN YOU SEE ME,CAN YOU SEE ME ' DANCE

-LIKES COCONUT OIL

-HAS A BIG BUSH

-NEVER HEARD OF SHAVERS

-LIKES BEER

YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DUDE/WOMAN.

cause you might just be the lucky one to spend a chance with amanda for your whole life:)

those above is what she sees in guys.:)

nowonder i'm her friend:)

well seriously have nothing to type d.

-jen

i misss youuu:)

281209 1757

Jen's at the airplane now :)
He's coming back today. :D

Oh well..what should I blogggg o..
Oh well shytt I've nothing to blog about :/

AHH AHH!!
I knoe tanjen's most most embarrassing moments!!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH..
LMAO!!!!

He told me yday night?
Or was it the day before?
Nvm..anyway,he told me and I was like oooo emmmmm geeee :D
AHAHAHAH :P

Wanna knoe about it??
Its like this.
One day,Jen went to the padang...
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End of story :P

Okaayy that was random but im bored :(
I miss you jen :(

Afternoon peeps!! :D
Tanjen's coming back tomorrow :) <3<3

Oh well 1730 punya flight :D
Wheeeeeeeeeeee~~~~ <3

Ehhh Tanjen remember you owe me a ride yea :P
On wednesday!!!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ :D

omg.

clearly it was not me that has been doing the updating lately.

but thanks to two really weird people ,my blog recived CPR and came back from the dead.

well so if anyone starts calling me TAN TAN OR DON DON.i know who to blame:)

really really lazy to pdate;) muahaha.ciao.

Tan Tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Tan Tan.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Did you know that Tan Tan is a tiny city is Morocco?
It is and it has a mini international airport called the "Tan Tan Airport".
My God Bowenn, you're such a genius. :)

241209 1752

Yo peeps!!!

Guess who am I???
I'm Tiong Bo Wen!! :D

Oh well,since someone is updating his blog i stil dont get him why ask me to uodate.
Oh well nvm.
I'm very free anyway.

Someone is supposed to go langkawi but in the end didnt want to go.
Apa lahh damn nice weihh dun wanna go? :/

Oh well,THANK YOU TAN JEN for updating my blog.
WHICH IS DAYUMM DAYUMM DAYUUMM GAY punya.
Yes,I don't like it..
I DON'T LIKE IT..
Ahhhhhh.

But I aint revenging.
I won't be so bad to my dear.
UNLIKE you,Tanjen,bully me sahaja. :(

You arrr,update own blog lazy.
Update my blog so rajin ke?

LOL

Is this enough long?

So, Gay liked my previous post.
But he expected a LONGERRRRRRR post.
Like LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR.
LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
SO, I'm gonna give him a LLOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGG post.
Like LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.
It'll definitely be longer than his gay dick.

What is dick face?

I wonder if he'll have children next time. I wish he got wasted and bang some random chic with a boy cut so I could be an aunt.
He's an awesome person by the way; promoting gay-ism. I, on the other hand is wayyy awesome than him; promoting him promoting gay-ism.

I LOVE INDIANS. HOT INDIANS LIKE DEV PA-something. Very hot!

Too bad Tan Jen likes other kind of men. =/
I'll tell you why he's gay.
He likes the weirdest breed of dog.
Like seriously and he had the OMG first job ever.
By the way, I would have ROTFLMFAO if it wasn't for a high class restaurant.
He thinks 100 plus taste weird. == I think his face looks weird. :D
And, and...he's just so gay!
No wonder i lo - OH look, ANOTHER cookie. :D





Tan Jen: I like this picture.





I TOLD YOU HE'S GAY!

Gay.

HEY PEOPLEEEEEEE!
It's gay's best friend here.
I just burped at him from my house through MSN. VERY LOUD.
He can't update his blog now cause he's gaying.
Did you know that the colour purple is the colour for gayS?
It is, YOU KNOWWWWWW.
He's going away to Australia next year.
I'm gonna m- OH, look a cookie!

food:)

its sucks when you get something you really want and then made no choice but to let it all go .skrew this.



owh well,anyway been working well over a month now.and i must confess,my job sucks big time.
the workers ther didn't make it any easier either.
okay,so maybe amanda and my dad was right.i'm not ment for working:)
but either ways,I MADE IT THRU A MONTH PLUS AITE?
see?i'm not that bai kar jai what:)
but either ways .tomorrow will be my last day working.tak tahan tekanan:)
sorry Darryl,your 3hour break will have to be very boring from Tuesday onwards.
look on the bright side,your gonna earn more money then me so its OKAY:)

theres alot of things i would like to complain about at the place i work ,so much that i don't even know where to start.
but then again ,I've also learnt a few important things bout working as a waiter:)
-the customer is always right.
-even though the kitchen is wrong,they will never admit it.
-dato and all the high rank people sometimes like to go for the really cheap set lunches.
-when the restaurant is busy,run up to the office and use facebook.
-the customer can see all the dirty spots we workers can't see.even if they arent any,they'll make one.
-sometimes if the menu says LIVE LOBSTERS.YOU BETTER MAKE SURE ITS REALLY ALIVE.
-be really close friends to the head chef.bodek a lil here and there and you get free food:)

i havent been having any appetite for 3 whole days now.crap ,apasal?!







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